Oh what a beautiful morning

At 8:00 the alarm clock tripped,
Five minutes later my contact lens ripped.
I looked out the window, it was warm no rain,
I looked in the mirror my shirt had a stain.
It was a bad morning, I had no doubt,
In the living room lamp the bulb burned out.
It wasn't much better at work afterall,
I'm glad to be home watching football.